7 Reasons Why The Minnesota Vikings Are Better Than Your Team
Posted by toejammer on January 13, 2008
#7. Tarvaris Jackson is stylish and hip. He wears a gold chain while playing that symbolizes his success and social status.
#6. Adrian Peterson is a freak. I mean freakishly athletic. He’s fast, strong, and confident. Once Adrian learns to pass block, he will not have to split his PT with Chester Taylor.
#5. You can relate to the Vikings. I mean who hasn’t been caught with a whizzinator or raped some girls on a team boat trip.
#4. The Vikings are thinkers. They are not wasting their time right now in the playoffs. They are diligently preparing to win the Super Bowl next season.
#3. Adrian Peterson’s nickname is AD not AP. AD for All Day not AP for his birth name. Quite confusing for non-Vikings fans.
#2. The Vikings shuffle through quarterbacks so nobody gets tired or over worked. Tarvaris Jackson, Brooks Bollinger, Jeff George, and even bandade Brad Johnson put in work for the Purple Pride.
#1. Pat Williams and Kevin Williams love eating baby back ribs and crunching opposing team’s running backs ribs, baby.
LOTGK said
And don’t forget about lovable troy Williamson, speedy receiver who went to NIKE to help him see the ball better. (Didn’t work though)