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Sidney Rice South Carolina Highlights

Posted by toejammer on January 15, 2008

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Tarvaris Jackson Highlights

Posted by toejammer on January 15, 2008

Some guy put this together. Pretty good highlight tape of Tar J.

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7 Reasons Why The Minnesota Vikings Are Better Than Your Team

Posted by toejammer on January 13, 2008

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#7. Tarvaris Jackson is stylish and hip.  He wears a gold chain while playing that symbolizes his success and social status.

#6.  Adrian Peterson is a freak.  I mean freakishly athletic.  He’s fast, strong, and confident.  Once Adrian learns to pass block, he will not have to split his PT with Chester Taylor.

#5.  You can relate to the Vikings.  I mean who hasn’t been caught with a whizzinator or raped some girls on a team boat trip.

#4.  The Vikings are thinkers. They are not wasting their time right now in the playoffs.  They are diligently preparing to win the Super Bowl next season.

#3.  Adrian Peterson’s nickname is AD not AP.  AD for All Day not AP for his birth name.  Quite confusing for non-Vikings fans.

#2.  The Vikings shuffle through quarterbacks so nobody gets tired or over worked.  Tarvaris Jackson, Brooks Bollinger, Jeff George, and even bandade Brad Johnson put in work for the Purple Pride.

#1.  Pat Williams and Kevin Williams love eating baby back ribs and crunching opposing team’s running backs ribs, baby.

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