The Slammer ToeJammer

Sidney Rice South Carolina Highlights

toejammer — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:37:28 +0000

Tarvaris Jackson Highlights

toejammer — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:33:02 +0000

Some guy put this together. Pretty good highlight tape of Tar J.

Michael Jordan Top 10 Dunks

toejammer — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:22:49 +0000

Aida Yespica’s Sexy Dance

toejammer — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:26:06 +0000

Ol’ Dirty Bastard – Crazy Drunken Master Freestyle

toejammer — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:50:36 +0000

I’m unsure what to say in response to this video. He is out of control. RIP.

7 Reasons Why The Minnesota Vikings Are Better Than Your Team

toejammer — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:42:49 +0000

#7. Tarvaris Jackson is stylish and hip. He wears a gold chain while playing that symbolizes his success and social status.

#6. Adrian Peterson is a freak. I mean freakishly athletic. He’s fast, strong, and confident. Once Adrian learns to pass block, he will not have to split his PT with Chester Taylor.

#5. You can relate to the Vikings. I mean who hasn’t been caught with a whizzinator or raped some girls on a team boat trip.

#4. The Vikings are thinkers. They are not wasting their time right now in the playoffs. They are diligently preparing to win the Super Bowl next season.

#3. Adrian Peterson’s nickname is AD not AP. AD for All Day not AP for his birth name. Quite confusing for non-Vikings fans.

#2. The Vikings shuffle through quarterbacks so nobody gets tired or over worked. Tarvaris Jackson, Brooks Bollinger, Jeff George, and even bandade Brad Johnson put in work for the Purple Pride.

#1. Pat Williams and Kevin Williams love eating baby back ribs and crunching opposing team’s running backs ribs, baby.

Jeremy Pargo – Nasty Foul

toejammer — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:15:18 +0000

There was 2 seconds left in the game! Yikes… That guy better not show up around Spokane for awhile.

Adam Morrison Scary Mustache Commercial

toejammer — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:08:47 +0000

Ol’ Dirty Bastard and RZA Freestyle

toejammer — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:04:14 +0000

Save The WU. Give U-God A Dollar

toejammer — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:55:52 +0000

U-God sold his Golden Arms. And now U-God, the 9th member of the world famous Wu-Tang Clan is sueing for 170,000 dollars. Mr. Xcitement wants his doe from the Wu but the Wu-Tang Clan’s The 8 Diagrams will not go gold until another gazillion people are scammed into buying it. Save the Wu! What is going on in the Wu camp? Ghostface and Raekwon are pissed at the RZA for how the new album sounds. GZA is getting drunk and dissing on 50 Cent and 16 year olds. If Ol Dirty Bastard was here there would not be any problems because he would spank these guys for acting up.

When the Wu were not putting out albums or doing live shows there was little drama. Now, with touring, the clan album, solo projects, movies, and tv shows, the Wu camp is in distress. But here is a list of what is in the works for the Wu Tang this year.

Inspectah Deck – Resident Patient 2

GZA – Protools Compilation and Solo Album

RZA – DigiSnacks

ODB – Ason Unique

Method Man – Crystal Method

Raekwon – OB4CL II

Wu-Tang Clan DVD

Shaolin vs. Wu-Tang CD (?)

Ghostface and MF Doom Album.